So I’m walking into target to pick up a few things, and I stumbled upon this gold mine. Two tons of lard-ass!

Man they just breed em Here in walmart

My wife sent me this picture. I must be influencing her haha!

So I’m on my way to go golfing today and this lardass is riding his motorcycle. He needs to get his fat ass off that and onto a huffy!

So I was leaving for work today. And alas, a treat of this glamorous bitch walking her dog. Great way to start off the morning!

Looks like I got lucky today, two lard asses in physical therapy.